If you remotely care about college football, your ass will be glued to the television tonight. If you care about college football, your ass will call in sick tomorrow because you’ll be watching Oregon-Stanford (9 EST kick) until around 1 a.m.
Oklahoma-Baylor kicks at 7:30.
I already called off tomorrow and will be on a flight to Vegas for the weekend. I’ll get a couple hours of sleep on the plane and then go 48 straight hours before coming home on Sunday. I might die.