You’d think the Red Sox hadn’t won a World Series since 2007 or something.
Pull yourself together, Boston. You’re not supposed to be crying after winning your third World Series in 10 years. You’re supposed to be taunting New York.
You know how many World Series trophies the Red Sox have won since the Patriots last won a title?
Let me put that another way: 9-year-old boys have never seen the Patriots win a Super Bowl. Those same boys have two World Series rings.
This is more like it. Be Bostonian.