Tampa Bay Lightning Owner Jeffrey Vinik Selling Boston House For $17 Million

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Tampa Bay Lightning owner Jeffrey Vinik has a 19,000 sq. ft. house near Boston that he needs to unload for $17,000,000. You see, Jeff is finally moving his permanent residence to Tampa to be near his NHL franchise that he bought in 2010. Who will buy the Vinik masterpiece? Someone with a giant pile of f-you money who needs space to relax, has a bunch of kids and wants to watch movies in a world-class theater.

According to his realtor:

This contemporary masterpiece showcases decorative pieces incorporated into home construction by artists, whimsical humor in custom decor and sophisticated entertaining areas.

Look, I’ll cut to the chase: If there was ever a house that’ll get you laid, Vinik has it. There’s no need reading the listing. Just look at the photos. This place is completely insane.

Highlights of Vinik’s Masterpiece:

• 7 bedrooms, 6 full bathrooms, 5 half-baths

• 7.5 acres of wooded property

• Theater seats 16

• Indoor basketball court

• Spaceship arcade that will guarantee your kids have friends

Asking: $17,000,000

Mortgage: $88,000 or so a month before you add in landscapers & snow removal

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