Imagine being the person who has enough time in his/her life to create World Series beards for the ducklings at the Boston Common. Wouldn’t that be a great life? Get out of bed, watch SportsCenter, eat, read tweets for a few hours, make World Series beards for the ducklings, go to the bar, watch Around the Horn, drink, eat, go home, lay on couch, pass out.
Still trying to figure out what team to root for in this insufferable World Series? Can’t blame you.
You get to choose between America’s Best Baseball Fans in St. Louis and Red Sox fans who have enough time to give ducklings World Series beards.
Better option: Don’t watch.