How Many Beers: Glamour Kate Upton

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Kate Upton was at some gala last night looking, as usual, like she wants to have sex with a fat, out of shape blogger. No biggie. Just another night.

Since we’re here for “How Many Beers: Glamour Kate Upton?” I really need to point out that this dress is sorta showing off a slight FUPA. Does that change your level of drunkenness to get in the sack with Boobies? That’s your call. All I can do is point out that it’s there and you have to figure it into your calculation.

Screw beers. I’m going straight to the clear shit. Give me three vodka Red Bulls and a shot of Wild Turkey. Mixing it up a little.

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