Paulina Gretzky Got Motorboated In Australia [PHOTOS]
Paulina Gretzky is in Australia with her fiance Dustin Johnson. DJ is playing in the Perth International this week (you’ll remember that the couple, and Johnson’s brother Austin, left last weekend).
Because you can only expect your lady to watch so much golf — and drink so much Foster’s — Dustin made sure that Paulina was able to hang out with a koala bear and a kangaroo joey (above) when handlers from Caversham Wildlife Park stopped by Lake Karrinyup Country Club with the animals this week.
While “Sunshine” the koala was all huggy in the friend zone, “Crumbles” the kangaroo went straight motorboat on Paulina. That’s like the difference between Air Supply and AC/DC. Well, played, Crumbles.
We’ll bet that — if she wanted to — Paulina could have taken these animals back to the hotel pool with her. Never mind that they are a “CRITICALLY ENDANGERED” species. It’s Paulina Gretzky.
We wouldn’t be surprised to see an Instagram pic of Wayne Gretzky drinking with the koala after Thanksgiving dinner. Just a feeling.