Sooners WR Trey Metoyer Charged With Felony Jerkin’ It & Indecent Exposure

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Trey Metoyer

Poor Bob Stoops. He once again falls flat on his face when it looks like his team has a clear shot at going undefeated and possibly playing Alabama in the Rose Bowl for a trophy. Oh, and now he’s dealing with a sophomore wide receiver who allegedly can’t keep his dong in his pants.

Trey Metoyer was charged with two felonies on Tuesday, according to SoonerScoop.com. And the court papers aren’t good for Mr. Metoyer.

According to the probable cause affidavit obtained by SoonerScoop.com, Metoyer exposed himself to two different victims in Norman. After initially denying both allegations, Metoyer later admitted to each incident.

The first count took place on Aug. 29.

“The victim advised she was on a balcony smoking a cigarette when she observed the black male driving through the parking lot ? in a red Grand Am,” states the affidavit of the Aug. 29 incident. “The black male backed up and pulled into a parking spot. The victim noticed a short time later that the black male had his (genitals) exposed while sitting in the car (performing a lewd act).”

The second incident:

“It was learned that the victim was walking her dog when she was approached by a black male who asked her if he could borrow a pen,” states the affidavit of the Sept. 17 incident. “The victim went into her apartment to get an ink pen and when she came back outside, the black male was (performing a lewd act) in front of her apartment. The black male then asked the victim if she would want the pen back.”

The guy has two catches this season; one for a TD. Stoops has suspended him indefinitely from the team and it’s likely Trey is done catching balls.

The story gets better.

Oct. 1, a few days after Metoyer did not play during OU’s victory at Notre Dame, wide receivers coach Jay Norvell said: “He’s going through some things right now. He’s trying to get his hands around it.

HEY-OOOOOO.

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