Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce were a staple of the Boston Celtics lineup since 2007 prior to moving on to Brooklyn via a trade this off-season. We can’t imagine these guys hanging among the Hipsters in Williamsburg, but whatever.
Other than dooming the Celtics to a season of tanking, the trade means KG and The Truth won’t be needing homes in the Boston area anymore. The surly Garnett finally got around to listing his gigantic Concord, Mass. home this week.
For $4.85 million, you can own this architect-designed masterpiece with the following features:
• master bedroom with an oversized dressing room
• wine cellar
• media room
• a nice, peaceful pond.
Given KG’s legendary temper, the pond might have been the only thing keeping him out of a Boston jail.
Highlights of Kevin Garnett’s Concord, Mass. Home:
• 5 bedrooms, 5 baths and 2 half-baths
• 7.1 miles to Mac’s Two Lounge
• 12 miles to anger management classes