When we last saw Sammy Sosa, he was dazzling Panamanian TV with his bright, um, personality. Yesterday, a new photo of Sosa emerged. We have no idea where Sosa was — or why he was photographed — but you can see the results above.
Who can resist those dreamy blue eyes?
Would you call that Cubs’ blue?
Would you let this guy into your house without a stake and some holy water?
So many questions…One Twitter comment on the pic sums things up:
“Sammy Sosa killed ugly, to take his place.”