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How Many Beers: Heidi Montag

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EXCLUSIVE: Heidi Montag turns up the heat as she poses pool side in a bikini

Now 27 and full of plastic surgery, Heidi Montag is still the dumb blonde she’s always been since starring on The Hills and Laguna Beach. She’s actually the perfect “How Many Beers?” subject because some of you won’t give a shit that she’s dumb as a box of rocks, while the rest of you will think of her getting boned by Spencer Pratt.

Call me crazy, but all I can picture is her texting, playing Candy Crush and her asking to hurry it up during sex.

How many beers: Give me a case of Natty. I don’t want to remember.

Heidi updating her Insty account:

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