Rays Fan Gets Comfortable In 18th, Derek Carr’s Wife & Little Rickie Fowler

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Your ass would be doing the same in the 18th

I’ve warned you guys for five days, today is the worst day of college football this season. Your 8 p.m. game on ESPN is Michigan-UConn. Plan the day accordingly.

Has your girlfriend, wife, lesbian lover been bugging you to spend a Saturday with her? This is the one. Take one for the team because you’re going to need some dry powder for LSU-Alabama, LSU-Texas A&M, Oregon-Stanford and maybe even a Clemson game here and there.

In baseball news, the Rays beat Baltimore in 18 innings (see above). Kudos to all those who stuck around.