Buy The 1985 Cadillac DeVille Alabama Roll Tide Hearse

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Here it is, your chance to prove how big of an Alabama badass fan you really are. You have all the normal gear; the Bear Bryant hat, the BCS championship shirts, the elephant head hat, the child you named Bear, the dog you named Saban and the house you painted crimson.

But you don’t have the 1985 Cadillac DeVille Roll Tide hearse that’s for sale on eBay. In other words, you’re not the ultimate Alabama fan who has one of everything.

According to the seller:

This vehicle is for fun, it does run but does need inside repair.

The starting bid is at $5,000, which seems a little too high. Yes, the hearse is painted crimson and has a solid Bama theme going on, but the inside is a wreck. Offer $2,700 cash.

As for the most extravagant hearse in the SEC, that award goes to the LSU fan who pulls a tailgating casket out of his ride. The Bama hearse needs at least $10k in work before it’s even remotely on LSU’s level.

[Buy the Alabama Roll Tide hearse - eBay]

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