Alfonso Soriano Selling 44th Floor Chicago Penthouse For $2.95M

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Alfonso Soriano seems to be finished with Chicago for good. Of course he’s playing for the Yankees and has no use for his 3,800 sq. ft. penthouse so the place has been put on the market for $2,950,000. What do you get at the price level? Lots of glass, views of tall buildings and three bedrooms.

Soriano, who has career earnings of $139,960,000, paid $2,650,000 for the place back in 2006.

According to his Realtor:

Live in luxury at the Pinnacle. Beautiful penthouse suite just under 4000sq ft. with stunning east, west, and south views from floor to ceiling windows. Oversized master bedroom with 2 additional en-suite bedrooms. 2 huge his/hers walk in closets. Large gourmet kitchen with granite island. Marble entryway. 150sq private terrace. Built in surround system. 2 parking spaces, storage locker & wine cellar incl in price

Wine cellar? Shit, where do I sign?

Highlights of Soriano’s Chicago Pad:

• 44th floor!

• $2,196 monthly HOA fees – that’s all!

4.8 miles from Wrigley

2.2 miles from VIP’s strip club

Asking: $2,950,000

Mortgage: You can’t even pay the HOA fees so don’t worry about the mortgage

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