How about the Texas A&M guy who posted the ad below to the College Station Craigslist? Dude must BTHO his johnson often.
I have three U3 tickets for the Bama game this saturday. Both of my friends bailed out on me because they are going back home to Dallas to shop for wedding dresses. I’m looking for any girl that would be willing to cuddle for two tickets. You don’t even have to stand with me at the game. If you’re interested, then put your favorite color in the subject and add your name and a picture. Thanks and Gig ‘Em!!
So this guy’s two friends — whom we’ll assume are women — “are going back home to Dallas to shop for wedding dresses” instead of staying at school for the most anticipated game of the college football season?
Right. Sure they are.
The ‘U3′ tickets refer to a junior class standing sports pass. Similar passes are currently selling in the $200-$500 per ticket range on Craigslist. Other A&M-Alabama game tickets on StubHub are $300 and up.
If this ad is real, it’s a great trade: a few hours with McLovin’ for a pair of passes to see Johnny Football face the Crimson Tide.
He could also sell the passes and afford to buy more than cuddling. Gig ‘Em! indeed.
As you can see from the pics above and below, A&M fans are ready for Nick Saban and the Crimson Tide. The game is set for CBS on Saturday at 3:30 p.m. (ET).
— Taylor C. Brissette (@TCBrissette) September 9, 2013
[Photos via @TCBrissette]