I’m so over Kate Upton.
Find me another supermodel with giant boobs to have virtual sex with because now that this whole relationship with that dancer guy Maksim Chmerkovskiy is Jets game official, it’s over between us.
Upton has been telling media outlets that she’s just friends with this Maksim bro. Bullshit – you don’t go to a Jets game with a guy and go arm around the neck unless you’re sleeping with him.
You can’t fool us, Upton.
I guess this is confirmation that Justin Verlander kicked her to the curb, because it would seem impossible for a supermodel to leave a guy who has $182 million on the table through 2019 for some Russian dancer.