You know what we could give a shit less about in the NFL? Blowhard experts from every media outlet picking NFL games. It’s one of the biggest wastes of time in sports media. If you really care about the picks from some CBS idiot, get your shit together in life.
So we went out and got real experts to pick NFL games – hot chicks.
This week we asked old friend Shannon Richards, a Texans & Cowboys fan, to pick five games. Shannon (@ShannonBabygirl) always likes to remind fans that her hair, boobs and lips are real.
We just told her to pick winners; no spread.
Bengals at Bears = Bengals
Giants at Cowboys = Cowboys
Falcons at Saints = Saints
Packers at 49ers = Packers
Texans at Chargers = Texans