One Fetus Had A Great Seat For Peyton Manning’s Record-Breaking Night

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Imagine for a minute that you’re this fetus and you’ve never seen Peyton Manning play because you’re a fetus and you weren’t even a fetus the last time the Broncos played back in January. Then imagine that your mother scores amazing seats to the Broncos-Ravens 2013 opener.

Cool, right?

Absolutely.

Then imagine your mom shaking a rally towel like a maniac as Peyton Manning goes crazy over the Ravens.

Is it possible for this fetus to be in attendance for a better game in Broncos regular season history? Manning only tied the NFL record for TD passes in a game (7).

The other records:

• 23rd game with 4 passing touchdowns (ties Brett Favre)

• 7th game with five passing touchdowns (ties Drew Brees)

- 3rd game with six passing touchdowns (first ever)

- 73rd game with 300 yards passing (extends own record)

Congrats to the fetus. You may never feel the excitement of a better performance the rest of your life.

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