Imagine for a minute that you’re this fetus and you’ve never seen Peyton Manning play because you’re a fetus and you weren’t even a fetus the last time the Broncos played back in January. Then imagine that your mother scores amazing seats to the Broncos-Ravens 2013 opener.
Then imagine your mom shaking a rally towel like a maniac as Peyton Manning goes crazy over the Ravens.
Is it possible for this fetus to be in attendance for a better game in Broncos regular season history? Manning only tied the NFL record for TD passes in a game (7).
• 23rd game with 4 passing touchdowns (ties Brett Favre)
• 7th game with five passing touchdowns (ties Drew Brees)
– 3rd game with six passing touchdowns (first ever)
– 73rd game with 300 yards passing (extends own record)
Congrats to the fetus. You may never feel the excitement of a better performance the rest of your life.