In addition to wearing the purple of the Baltimore Ravens in 2013, Elvis Dumervil is spending his green. He just bought a $2.3 million house in Parkland, Fla.; we’re presuming he’s renting in the Baltimore region during the season (our bet is that he’s a Green Spring Valley guy).
A Miami native, Dumervil’s new Sunshine State home is within an hour of his high school (Jackson H.S. in Miami). His new digs have a game room with a wet bar, an in-house movie theater and a resort-like pool with a summer kitchen.
If you recall from Dumervil’s Castle Rock, Colo. house, he loves him some pool/hot tub.
You think Dumervil sends a picture of anything he buys to the idiots in the Broncos’ front office and his former agent Marty Magid (whose snafus forced Denver to release the pass rusher so he could get a fat new deal from the Ravens)? We really hope so.
Highlights of Elvis Dumervil’s New Parkland, Fla. House:
• 7 bedrooms, 7 baths
• 14.9 miles to Cheetah Pompano Gentlemen’s Club
• 8.9 miles from Whole Foods