NYC Exotic Dancer Begs Rex Ryan To Start Geno Smith

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What a great weekend for Rex Ryan. He starts Geno Smith in Game 3 of the preseason and then throws Mark Sanchez into the game against the Giants in the 4th quarter behind backups. What happens to Sanchez? He hurts his shoulder on a massive hit from Marvin Austin.

Geno Smith bombed in the game, but that hasn’t stopped a Rick’s Cabaret dancer from making her feelings felt on this quarterback quandary.

Dear Rex,

Can you please give Geno Smith another chance? I know he messed up by throwing three INTs against the Giants, and yes, it was really bad when he stepped out of the end zone and gave up a safety, but it was the first time he ever started in an NFL game. He was nervous–I know I would be!

A lot of the Rick’s Cabaret Girls here like Mark Sanchez because they think he’s cute. But that is not a good reason for him to be quarterback for the New York Jets! I think Sanchez has had his chance the last four years (!) and he showed that he can’t do it!

Geno Smith is the future, Mark Sanchez is the past.

Thank you for your consideration, and if you like my photos, you can come see me and over 100 beautiful exotic dancers in person at Rick’s Cabaret. I promise you will have a good time.

Love,
Valentina

The good news for Valentina is that Rex might not have a choice but to start Geno since Sanchez is now a physical mess. It’s amazing to watch the New York media freak over Rex getting Sanchez hurt when they were all but running Sanchez out of town last year.

Look, you drafted Geno to be Mark’s replacement. Start the rookie, win 3-4 games, Rex will get fired mid-season and that’ll be that.

And on Sundays, when the pain gets to be too much, head over to Rick’s (near MSG/Empire State Building) and get a few dances and watch Geno throw INTs on the club’s HD TVs.

[Rick's NYC]

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