The reports are in from Texas A&M students: Johnny “F**king Middle Finger” Football went partying last night. Um, it was Thirsty Thursday. When your first game is against Rice (Aug. 31) and then you play Sam Houston State before Bama, there is time to relax and be 20.
From what we can tell from the dispatches, JFF was partying in the Northgate District, your typical area where college students get lit up.
It’s good to see Pageviews shake off this whole ESPN autograph scandal thing and get back to what makes this guy a machine – the party circuit.
We’ll let the students fill in the rest of the details: