Arizona Cardinals games sound like a good time. You know, the kind of place where you can’t have your son hold your beer while you tie your shoes or take a photo of the cheerleaders. Take this John Coulter guy. Looks like a scumbag who should be arrested, right?
The legal drinking age in Arizona is 21, dick. Stop trying to get your son hammered at a preseason game.
Just after the opening kickoff of the Arizona Cardinals’ preseason game against the Dallas Cowboys on Saturday, Cardinals season ticket holder John Coulter wanted to take a picture. He says he asked his 15-year-old son to hold his beer cup while he did so.
Seconds later, two undercover officers with the Arizona Department of Liquor Licenses and Control approached him. Coulter says they told him that what he did was illegal and that he could be arrested for it. In the end, officers escorted the father and son out of the University of Phoenix Stadium.
BOOM! Nailed. Done. You’ll lose your season tickets over this one, Coulter.
I’m actually surprised this guy even drinks.