We knew the news that Derek Jeter possibly being engaged would lead to pandemonium in New York City, but little did I know it would take less than 24 hours for the first strip club to offer to throw a bachelor party.
Our friends with Rick’s Cabaret sent word last night that they want to be the official home of Jeter’s party – if he’s legitimately engaged to supermodel Hannah Davis.
From the Rick’s New York press office:
RICK’S CABARET GIRLS RESPOND: “SAY IT AIN’T SO!”
***”But if it’s true, we can throw him the greatest bachelor party ever!”
Is superstar NY Yankee shortstop and perennial bachelor Derek Jeter engaged? His girlfriend, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Hannah Davis, has been seen wearing a diamond ring on her ring finger.
Some of the exotic dancers at Rick’s Cabaret New York, the famous gentlemen’s club where many Baseball players and celebrities feel quite at home in the upscale club’s Champagne Rooms and VIP Lounges, were quick to comment.
“Say it ain’t so,” weeped Rick’s Cabaret Girl Monica. “Derek Jeter is the hottest athlete in all of sports. I don’t want him to be off the market!”
Rick’s Cabaret Girl Lindsay agreed. “Derek Jeter is so handsome. I would love to meet him before he gets married. Haha! He has never been to Rick’s, but a lot of his teammates have. They should throw his bachelor party here!”
“We can throw him the greatest bachelor party ever,” promised Rick’s Cabaret Girl April. “Let’s see if he’s really engaged. I’m not so sure. First things first.”
The good news for Jeter is that his teammates should be able to cover the liquor and private dance tab since the Yankees 2013 payroll is $228,106,125.
Just picture A-Rod making it rain dollar bills, Cristal and vials of HGH. Maybe the boys can even talk Bud Selig into stopping by for a couch dance. Now that would be a bachelor party.