Why should I get a boner over a 6’6″ Michael Jordan dunking a basketball at 50? It’s not like the guy has Greg Oden’s knees and can barely get out of his golf cart.
Let’s all remain calm and remember that Jordan was still dunking and playing for Washington in 2002-03 at 39 years old.
If you want to get excited over a guy dunking, go watch Dr. J dunk at 63. Now that’s boner material.
Get some, kid.