I Can’t Believe How Giant Roger Clemens’ Boobs Have Gotten
Someone on Twitter today said he’s on performance enhancing donuts. Our buddy Glenn wanted to know about the iPhone placement.
Another guy commented on the strategic headphone wires dangling over that rack.
Maybe it’s just the way he’s standing or maybe this is just an illusion. Are we as a nation ready for Roger Clemens to become that tubby ex-player who develops a massive rack? Remember what happened to Albert Belle? The guy can’t even tuck in his shirt.