Looks Like A Topless Fan At American Century Golf Tourney & Reds Fan’s Hawk
How nice was it to get some time off this weekend? Very. How nice was it to be stuck on a toilet with diarrhea? Horrible.
It’s the worst diet plan ever.
The only positive to needing to be near a shitter is that I got to watch the final round of the British Open. Look at where Muirfield is on a map. Like, where does Tiger find whores in that part of Scotland?
I also noticed that the 8-8 Dallas Cowboys opened training camp. Here’s your full schedule of team reporting dates. All camps will be open by Friday.