Poor Alex Smith. After getting Kaepernicked right out of his starting job with the Niners, the former No. 1 draft pick landed in Kansas City — the land of mediocre quarterbacking.
Because Smith is probably spending most of his nights on Andy Reid’s couch trying to figure out how to get the Chiefs to 7-9, he is selling his home in Los Gatos, Calif. for $3.25 million. While Smith’s barbecue options have improved considerably, the Missouri winters are likely to jar him as much as opposing defensive ends.
Built in 1987, Smith’s Los Gatos house includes a theater with a wet bar, a killer pool and a 1,200-ft. master suite, which is probably ideal for cuckolding. You also get awesome views of the valley.
Highlights of Alex Smith’s House:
• 4 bedrooms, 4 baths
• 10 miles to Sporty’s Bikini Bar
• 2.6 miles from Whole Foods
Mortgage: $17,813 per month with $650,000 down; includes no guarantee that Kaepernick won’t build a bigger house that steals your view.