Alex Smith Dumping Bay Area Home For $3.25 Million [PHOTOS]

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Poor Alex Smith. After getting Kaepernicked right out of his starting job with the Niners, the former No. 1 draft pick landed in Kansas City — the land of mediocre quarterbacking.

Because Smith is probably spending most of his nights on Andy Reid’s couch trying to figure out how to get the Chiefs to 7-9, he is selling his home in Los Gatos, Calif. for $3.25 million. While Smith’s barbecue options have improved considerably, the Missouri winters are likely to jar him as much as opposing defensive ends.

Built in 1987, Smith’s Los Gatos house includes a theater with a wet bar, a killer pool and a 1,200-ft. master suite, which is probably ideal for cuckolding. You also get awesome views of the valley.

Highlights of Alex Smith’s House:

• 4 bedrooms, 4 baths

• 5,650-square-feet

• 10 miles to Sporty’s Bikini Bar

• 2.6 miles from Whole Foods

Mortgage: $17,813 per month with $650,000 down; includes no guarantee that Kaepernick won’t build a bigger house that steals your view.


[New Chiefs QB Alex Smith Selling Home Near San Francisco — Realtor]

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