Game over. Here’s the best fantasy football news of 2013.
Thanks to the Thuzio corporation, you can hire Red Sox sideline reporter Jenny Dell to show up at your upcoming fantasy football draft for only $750. Sure, you might have to schedule your draft for like Noon on a Wednesday to work around her NESN sideline schedule, but just think of the novelty of having Dell working your draft board.
Could you go out and hire a stripper and not spend $750? Of course.
If you’re looking for a more intimate experience with Dell, you can hire her to catch a game with you for $1,500. Want to have her show up to dinner?$750. There’s even a $99 Jenny Dell experience – the video message – where she will say happy birthday to your buddy or whatever else SFW you want her to do.
Hell yes I’m thinking of doing the fantasy football thing at Coed Media Group headquarters in NYC. And she’ll have to wear Cam Newton’s BCS pants.
[Jenny Dell Menu – Thuzio]