Bret Bielema’s Wisconsin House Still For Sale – $995K [PHOTOS]

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Update (Sept. 19): Bret is now asking $950k and the house has been on the market since February. Rich Wisconsin fans boycotting his house?

Bret Bielema is having a little trouble selling his Fitchburg, Wisconsin house for $995,000. It’s been on the market since February. Maybe that’s because the guy bolted for Arkansas and buyers are playing hardball with the coach who’s never returning to live in the 6,000 sq. ft. spread.

The house, built in 2006, is a pretty nice place for a portly college football coach to lounge between baby back rib binges. However, if you’re a Wisconsin fan and can’t get over that Bret used to breath the same air, it’s complete junk.

According to his Realtor:

Elegant custom built 2 story in Harlan Hills overlooking green space. This one of a kind home is meticulously coordinated with the finest appointments throughout! Gourmet kitchen with custom cabinets, professional grade appliances & incredible holding kitchen. 2 story family room with fireplace & office with private screened porch. Extraordinary master suite with fireplace, private balcony & spa bath feat. Enormous walk-in tile shower, whirlpool & double vanity. Entertain in style – LL home theater, wet bar & hot tub!

So many memories!

Real highlights of Bert Bielema’s Big Ten pad:

• 4 beds, 7 baths

• That master shower is capable of sand blasting BBQ sauce off your belly!

• You see that bar? Drunk for days

10 miles to Silk Exotic Gentlemen’s Club

4.5 miles to Whole Foods

Asking: $995,000

Mortgage: $4,000 before figuring in taxes and extras like maid service

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