The Jenny Dell Bobblehead Is A Disaster [PHOTOS - UPDATE]
NESN reporter Jenny Dell is the belle of New England. How hot is she? Friggin’ minor league affiliates of the Red Sox are holding promotional nights featuring her instead of past ballplayers now in the bigs.
The Class-A Lowell Spinners will hold a Jenny Dell bobblehead night on
Monday August 26*, mostly because people in Lowell would rather gawk at Dell than see José Iglesias or Felix Doubront again:
— Jenny Dell (@JennyDellNESN) May 1, 2013
Would you look at that terrible goddamn likeness? Is that supposed to be Jenny Dell or the guy from those Wen shampoo infomercials? And those shoes…are they red ballet flats on that figurine? Please.
Of course, Dell will play along with the event and say she’s honored because she’s cool and all, but she has to be mortified that a thousand people will take home a bobblehead that looks nothing like her.
Note to Fox Sports 1 or NBC Sports: Hire Dell away from small-time stuff like fighting with ingrate Red Sox fans and having to endure bad bobbleheads.