Bernie Williams Selling NY Home With Depressing Theater – $3.5 Million
We’ve seen bad home theaters in athlete houses and then we laid eyes on what Bernie Williams has going on in his Armonk, NY mansion that he’s trying to sell for $3.5 million.
The projector looks like it cost more than my car, but then it’s all downhill. Let’s first talk about the size of this room: Too small. A sectional couch against a wall is terrible for theater sound. Let’s talk about wiring: Bernie made $103,100,001 during his MLB career and can’t hire a professional to wire the room? Seriously, dog?
Thomas wright estates. Stately brick colonial with 6 bedrooms and 5.2 baths, set on private gated landscaped property. Exquisite in-ground gunite pool and spa. Extensive millwork,hardwood floors,gourmet eat-in-kitchen,3 fireplaces. Finished walkout lower level includes playroom/gym,summer kitchen,au pair,bath,media rm,recording studio.
Real Highlights Of Bernie’s Pad:
• 6 bed, 6 bath
• 3 acres to mow
• The pool: elegant, spacious and perfect for a 10 kegger
Mortgage: $19,000 to start; add-ons include landscapers and pool boy