We’ve seen bad home theaters in athlete houses and then we laid eyes on what Bernie Williams has going on in his Armonk, NY mansion that he’s trying to sell for $3.5 million.
The projector looks like it cost more than my car, but then it’s all downhill. Let’s first talk about the size of this room: Too small. A sectional couch against a wall is terrible for theater sound. Let’s talk about wiring: Bernie made $103,100,001 during his MLB career and can’t hire a professional to wire the room? Seriously, dog?
Thomas wright estates. Stately brick colonial with 6 bedrooms and 5.2 baths, set on private gated landscaped property. Exquisite in-ground gunite pool and spa. Extensive millwork,hardwood floors,gourmet eat-in-kitchen,3 fireplaces. Finished walkout lower level includes playroom/gym,summer kitchen,au pair,bath,media rm,recording studio.
Real Highlights Of Bernie’s Pad:
• 6 bed, 6 bath
• 3 acres to mow
• The pool: elegant, spacious and perfect for a 10 kegger
Mortgage: $19,000 to start; add-ons include landscapers and pool boy