Roll Tide! Bama Bank Robbery Rips Off Tuscaloosa Teachers Credit Union

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Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don’t have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We’ll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you! It’s a win-win.

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According to the Tuscaloosa Police Department Facebook page:

Tuscaloosa Police responded to a robbery call at the Tuscaloosa Teachers Credit Union (6570 Hwy 69 S) at 1:54 pm this afternoon (6/13/13). The suspect entered the credit union and demanded money from the cashier. The suspect received an undisclosed amount of money and left the credit union on foot. The cashier stated she did not see a weapon during the robbery but the suspect made threats.

As you can see, homeslice is wearing a Bama hoodie at 2 p.m. on June 13. I’ll go out on a limb and say he wears that one all the time, even if it’s like a 90-degree summer afternoon.

Over/Under on his arrest date: June 19.

Roll Tide.

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[Tuscaloosa Police Department]

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