RG3 Sent Us A Wedding Gift Thank You Note
Maybe RG3′s future wife didn’t read what we wrote on the wedding gift card for the corn peeler and napkin that was sent to the lovely couple a couple weeks ago.
You might remember that we let our Twitter followers come up with the perfect message for the gift card.
This was on the card:
Hope you got a prenup. Here’s to hoping your wife has better knees than you. Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty. We couldn’t afford a new FedEx playing surface, so this will have to do.
As you can see above, Robert’s wife was overwhelmed by our generosity and couldn’t thank us enough for the $12 gifts. I’ll assume she didn’t read the gift card.