One member of the Miami Heat is allegedly cheating, according to a blind item from Miami Herald writer Lesley Abravanel.
I’m shocked it’s only one of them that’s cheating. Anyway, let’s go to the details.
We hear that a very taken Miami Heat player is having an affair with someone who lives in the King Cole condo in North Beach. Says our spy, “He’s there around midnight after every home game.” Our spy isn’t exaggerating. According to security, this player has repeatedly shown up at midnight and after asking for a particular woman’s apartment. The thing is, that woman is not his significant other. Girlfriend shouldn’t be too shocked considering that not too long ago she was the one with whom her beloved baller was sneaking around.
Ms. Abravanel (@lesleyabravanel) isn’t just some nutjob writer making up reports to gain a reputation.
As for which Heat player is cheating, we take the word “affair” to mean that the guy is married. Would “affair” really be reserved for a guy with a girlfriend getting tail on the side. I’m going with no.
The married list that we can track down:
LeBron (engaged; September wedding), Bosh, Ray Allen, Battier, Rashard Lewis, Juwan Howard, Mike Miller.