Joey Porter Selling California House For $3.2M; Florida House In Foreclosure!

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Yawn.

Is Joey Porter broke? I don’t know his financial details, but Porter had his Florida house go into foreclosure in March and was called a degenerate gambler by Vegas officials who had an outstanding $70k marker that was eventually paid off.

Does he sound broke?

Now comes word from our friends at Realtor that the former NFL linebacker, who signed a deal in 2007 with the Miami Dolphins that guaranteed him $20 million, is selling his California home for $3,200,000.

According to the Realtor:

This gorgeous residence spans 12,400 sq. ft. and features 7 bedrooms, 8 baths, theater, gym, 8 car garage and separate guest house. Expansive grounds, courtyard with pool and spa, large grassy yard with basketball court. A picturesque property!

Joey’s Not Broke, Just Selling The House Details:

• Mmmmmmm, it’s sooooo big!

• 16,000 sq. ft.

• The pool dumps into a pool that dumps into the jacuzzi! BALLER!

7 miles from Exotic Kitty’s strip club

7 miles from Trader Joe’s

Asking: $3,200,000

Mortgage: $16,000 and change, plus a pool boy and landscaper

[Buy Joey Porter's California House - Realtor]

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