You see the guy wearing a “Yo Soy Fiesta” shirt? Those were the type of idiots at the Preakness getting drunk on Saturday and hanging out with the guy who fell off this Budweiser truck.
Shake it off, chief. It’s just a bruise that can be medicated by more shitty Budweisers.
Who the fuck drinks Budweiser these days? Seriously, we’re talking about Bud heavy. Not Bud Light. Budweiser.