Just look at that ironing board covered in clothes in Ki-Jana Carter’s 10,000 sq. ft. Plantation, Florida house. You’d think with 10,000 sq. ft., those living under that roof could find a closet for those clothes. And what’s the crap on the pool table?
You ready to plunk down $1.77 million on anything that Carter has owned in his life? No me, but that’s not saying much since I’m a Bengals fan.
Seriously, look at the photos for this dump. Normally, people who want to sell their houses make sure that the house photos show a clean, well respected residence. Not Carter.
According to his Realtor:
NOT A SHORT SALE OR REO!!!!!! Enter and be blown away by the fantastic vertical effect of the foyer as you walk in. Fantastic open floor plan with tons of extras. Two steam rooms, built in theatre, outdoor barbeque area, marble floors, custom ceiling lighting, and an amazingly tranquil deck patio with room for throwing great parties. Huge lot leaves room for a tennis court,basketball court or just room for the kids or dogs to roam around. Come and fall in love with this gorgeous and unique home
When your Realtor starts the description with, “NOT A SHORT SALE OR REO!!!!!!,” there is trouble awaiting.
Highlights of Ki-Jana Carter’s Dump:
• Look at the complete dump that is the den – LOOK AT IT, MIKE BROWN!
• Look at the bedrooms with the box TVs straight out of 1995 – I’M LOOKING AT YOU, MIKE BROWN
• 5 bed, 8 bath
• Uninspiring pool, sorta like Ki-Jana’s career
Mortgage: $9-10k before you start adding in pool boy costs