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And now the New York Jets have saddened the stripper community.

As if it wasn’t bad enough that black dudes were all angry with Jets management over how they treated Tim Tebow, word dropped this afternoon from a Rick’s Cabaret press release that the club’s strippers are having a hard time with the news.

According to club officials:

Rick’s Cabaret New York is the famous upscale gentlemen’s club known for its beautiful showgirls, gourmet restaurant and warm hospitality. It is the club of choice for numerous celebrities and pro athletes from all the major sports.

“Tim Tebow is a religious guy and doesn’t go to strip clubs,” explained Rick’s Cabaret Girl Chelsea. “I never met him, but I liked him even though he didn’t do much as a Jet. He was hard working and always in great shape. It’s a shame the Jets didn’t give him much of a chance.”

“We learned how to ‘Tebow,’ ” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Ava, “But the Jets stuck with Mark Sanchez so there wasn’t much to celebrate.”

“I’m sad that he’s no longer a Jet, but he will wind up somewhere else and hopefully get to play. If he does, his new team’s fans will love him,” predicted Rick’s Cabaret Girl Amber.

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alexa said, “We all wish him good luck. Here are some photos–what memories, and what could have been!”

It’s sad, ladies, but just think of all the money Geno Smith is about to blow in that club. You trade the Jesus freak for a guy who, we assume, likes to make it rain.

Loss by subtraction. You’ll get over it.

Visit Rick’s Cabaret at 50 W 33rd St in Midtown Manhattan.

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