What did you East Coasters miss late last night at the Giants-Padres game? Oh, just Front Row Fellatio Guy giving fake fellatio in the 11th inning as Jean Machi worked against Everth Cabrera.
Nick Hundley eventually ended the game in the 12th with a hard one-hopper that Marco Scutaro couldn’t handle, letting Yonder Alonso score.
As for Front Row Fellatio Guy, he wasn’t sitting in these prime seats when the Padres celebrated Alonso scoring the winning run. We can only assume security caught wind of the fake fellatio and middle finger.