Backstory: Rick Pitino tells his Louisville team midway through the 2012-13 season that he’ll get a tattoo if the Cardinals win the national championship.
The Cardinals win the national championship.
Rick Pitino gets tattoo.
Shirtless photos of Rick and his tattoo are tweeted onto the Internet. Does he even lift? Doubt it.
Women go absolutely bonkers over shirtless Pitino and start wanting rough, drunken sex at an Italian restaurant.