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Porn Stars Named After Masters Holes: Take Tour Of Augusta National

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My old Busted Coverage friend, Trevor in Nevada, sent me a reminder today on the post idea he had last year that I never got around to posting. The premise is simple: the hole names at Augusta National sound like porn star names.

The idea that Trevor had was to play a game – Porn star or Augusta National hole?

It’s a genius idea, but it’s not possible to find a porn star named Pampas. That meant we had to be creative. Instead, I went out and found porn stars that have damn near the same name as holes at Augusta National.

You won’t see the Golf Channel giving you this tour.

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  • #1 Tea Olive 445 yards Par 4

    #2 Pink Dogwood  575 yards Par 5

    #3 Flowering Peach  350 yards Par 4

    #4 Flowering Crab Apple 240 yards Par 3

    #5 Magnolia  455 yards  Par 4

    #6 Juniper  180 yards  Par 3

    #7 Pampas  450 yards  Par 4

    #8 Yellow Jasmine  570 yards  Par 5

    #9 Carolina Cherry  460 yards  Par 4

    #10 Camelia  495 yards  Par 4

    #11 White Dogwood  505 yards Par 4

    #12 Golden Bell  155 yards  Par 3

    #13 Azalea  510 yards  Par 5

    #14 Chinese Fir  440 yards  Par 4

    #15 Firethorn 530 yards  Par 5

    #16 Redbud  170 yards  Par 3

    #17 Nandina  440 yards  Par 4

    #18 Holly  465  Par 4

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