Black Dude Wearing Jeff Gordon Hat & Orioles Shirt Robs Maryland Bank

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Where has Cuff ‘Em been? Mothballed. I was just getting bored with the series and Google News changed its search engine results to where doing the post on a daily basis was a pain in the ass. I’ve been looking for a good criminal here and there over the last week, and then John Virgil Hill popped up at a Maryland bank.

This is the kind of criminal (innocent until proven guilty) that Cuff ‘Em was founded on. You combine sports and criminality to get a series that sports fans can follow on a daily basis.

Hill is pretty much the ultimate bank robber. 1. He’s black; 2. He’s wearing an Orioles shirt; 3. He’s wearing a Jeff Gordon NASCAR hat. Take out the Gordon hat and he’s 85% less interesting.

According to ABC-2:

The Carroll County Sheriff’s Office needs your help apprehending a robbery suspect.

47 year-old John Virgil Hill is wanted for the robbery of the Peoples Bank located in Westminster.

After entering the bank, Hill approached a teller and showed a note demanding money and implied he was armed. The teller then handed cash over to Hill.

No one was injured during the robbery. Hill had fled the scene by foot and is still at large and possibly armed.

He robbed a teller? At a loan desk? This isn’t your atypical brotha.

John Virgil Hill

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