Say you’re a Michigan or Louisville fan and you need to get laid before tonight’s 9:23 tipoff. Let’s also say you’re pretty much a loser who can’t call a chick and get laid before the game. Your options are limited. You can go to the Asian spa for a handy or hit Craigslist to ask chicks to stop by your place.
Of course you go with the second option.
It’s a tradition unlike any other in the sports blogosphere. Here is yet another Busted Coverage roundup of the sex fiends who need action during a major sporting event.
Sex Bet Guy 33 (ann arbor/ypsi)
i wanna bet a michigan fan that louisville will win 2nite. if they win, u give me a 2 hr bj. if michigan wins i’ll lick u for the same 2 hrs. if they tie, we 69 for 2 hrs. i’m a very hot guy with 9″. let’s have some fun!
Get a pre-national championship massage m4w – 25 (A2 Area)
Okay, here’s the deal,
I’m offering a fantastic full body massage for a lucky woman to celebrate Michigan reaching the NCAA National Championship. I’m not a professional, I’m simply offering to express my well developed massage skills to really relax you and make you feel incredible. If you want a more intimate session, can progress to something more erotic as well. Whatever you’re most comfortable with.
I have a couple qualifications I’d need filled, but they’re really easy:
-I can’t host, so either your place or a room
-If you enjoy, show me how pleased you are! There’s nothing that makes me happier than a woman who’d love to show me how much I made her day ;-)
A little about me, I’m an attractive 25 year old young professional. hwp and pretty fit with black hair and hazel eyes. I love to make my woman happy using whatever tools I have available, and make sure she’s having the time of her life. I’m very clean and dd free. I’m real and serious about this one time offer, The national championship game is tomorrow night 4/8.
Is that you, Lupica? 38 (Midtown ATL Hotel)
I’m here for the NCAA championship tonight and would love to have some pre-game fun with a younger guy. I can host here in my hotel. I’m tall, white, and have 7″ cut. I’m a top and can get into whatever, mild to wild. Message me and let’s 3four7 set six99 something 72fifty9 up.
Pregame head gets you into the NCAA Championship! 47 (Atlanta)
If you are a Wolverine or Cardinals fan and a sexy lady, I will buy you a ticket (up to 250 in value) if you spend a couple of hours pre-game with me. Yes, you will need to show Daddy what a good girl you are and that you really love pr-game activities with me. HMU babe
Brady Hoke posting on Craigslist from Atlanta? 38 (Midtown Hotel)
Pumped for the game tonight and would love to release a little energy now. Are there any other horny Michigan visitors (or even better Louisville or Syracuse guys) that want to mess around? I can host here in my hotel. College guys are preferred. I’m a 6’2″ masculine white guy who’s blond/blond, discreet, and bi. Go Blue!
Best NCAA championship party ever! Get me a beer! mw4m – 29 (Smyrna)
My wife lost a bet and has to waitress my final in the buff. I have had a few buddies that arent able to make it do to a work thing. A few of them had to go out of town. I thought I would see if a few oother people would want to stop by and have some beers and watch the game. I didn’t want this bet to go to waste! If you want more info just let me know and I can give you the details and share a pic or two of her.
Hail to the victors! m4m – 40 (Midtown ATL)
Hi guys. Down from Michigan here for the Final Four. Told myself if my team reached the final game I’d find a hot guy and give up my ass. Normally a top but would love to find someone nearby and take turns pounding each other’s ass. Very masculine here, pretty hairy. Pretty flexible tonight.