Let’s just say last night was one of the more boring nights in sports we’ve had this year. It was so slow that a guy sleeping at a 1-0 Cubs-Pirates game is your Morning Twitpics lead. Carlos Marmol would eventually come in for the 9th and nearly give up the Cubs 3-0 lead by giving up two runs to hold on for the 3-2 win.
Meanwhile, the Nats are the only undefeated team in baseball (3-0).
Remember Vladimir Guerrero? Of course you do. The guy never wore batting gloves and jacked 449 home runs. He has signed to play for Long Island of the independent Atlantic League.
In the NHL, it was a slow night. St. Louis fans were busy going Mike Rice on Blackhawks fan and winning 4-3.
Married? Doubt it.
As for the Final Four, Wichita State fan is all set and even has that sweet Nipple Shots shirt to go with the hair.
The only NBA pic you get – Unicorn Guy – at the Spurs-Thunder game.