The Manti Te’o Float At Baton Rouge St. Patrick’s Parade Is Amazing

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Friend of Busted Coverage, Danny Lightfoot, is getting drunk this morning at the Baton Rouge St. Patrick’s parade and couldn’t wait to light up our inbox with this Manti Te’o float photo.

As you know by now, the great people of Louisiana create amazing floats for pretty much every occasion. Sure, Mardi Gras is Mardi Gras.

Little did we know that these crazy bastards also come up with St. Patrick’s parade floats. But there it is, “Irish my girlfriend was real.”

Lightfoot reports that he’s on the “50 Shades of Green” float. We can only assume that means he was up at like 6 and pounding Jameson at like 7:30.

Updates as warranted.

[@HeyDudeDanny]

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