If you wear an Oklahoma Sooners shirt and try to sell your kids to pay for your boyfriend’s bail, we’ll find your ass. Meet Misty Nicole Vanhorn. She’s now in jail after police busted her trying to pawn her kids to a woman on Facebook.
Misty Nicole Vanhorn, 22, was selling her children, a 2-year-old and 10-month old, for $1,000 each or both for $4,000.
Officials say it is possible that she needed bond money to get her boyfriend out of jail.
According to the police report, Vanhorn had used Facebook to contact a woman in Fort Smith.
Vanhorn had messaged the woman, “Just come to Sallisaw, it’s only 30 minutes away and I’ll give you all of her stuff and let y’all have her forever for $1,000.”
Imagine when these kids are old enough to do Google Archive searches and find out their mother tried to sell them for the price of a used Hyundai. Of course they’ll need some counseling.
The good news is that the kids will most likely never have to live with this pig and be forced to watch the Red River Shootout with her pig boyfriend.