Our friend Neal at Realtor.com sent word today that Derek Dooley has listed his insane Knoxville mansion (more photos at Realtor) that he won’t be needing for a paltry $2.9 million. That’s the story that Tennessee media will be focusing on. As for our focus, it’s on the boobs in Dooley’s master bathroom.
Is that his wife, Allison?
Whose boobs, besides your wife would you have in a master bathroom? Would you have some random drawing of a rack above the tub? Guessing not, but who knows.
As for the house, it’s amazing. The basement speaks for itself. According to the Realtor listing, this is an unemployed former UT coaches nightmare.
A rare treasure that has been painstakingly updated; no stone was left unturned. The kitchen and every bath has been totally remodeled. Master suite & recreation room are absolutely stunning. Pool and grounds are dreamlike. Privacy is unparalleled.
Highlights of Derek Dooley’s Mansion:
• 5 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms
• 8,800 sq. ft.
• 5-car garage
Mortgage: About $9,000 before all sorts of maintenance costs