NFL Hall of Famer and former Dallas Cowboy Tony Dorsett has placed his Frisco, Texas house on the market. The house is shockingly affordable at $950,000 and is located about a half hour north of downtown Dallas.
The house was built in 1999 and it doesn’t look like the former Heisman winner has done much work on it since. Sure it’s nice, but it has that classic 90’s look to it. Between the tacky carpet and the gothic kitchen, your mother-in-law will be on your ass to renovate this beast ASAP.
According to Realtor:
A perfect floorplan for entertaining with terrific flow for formal gatherings & an open, kitchen-great fully equipped with top of the line stainless appliances.
Details On Dorsett’s Dallas Area Crib
- 4 bed, 5 bath
- 5,496 sq. ft.
- Spacious pool with elegant waterfall
- Weak home theater, only 2 couches
- Just over 20 miles to The Clubhouse Gentlemen’s Club (all nude, BYOB)
- 2.9 miles to nearest Hooters location
Estimated Monthly Payment: $4,000 after mortgage and landscaping
[h/t Realtor Celebrity Blog]