The biggest sports news this week was the story of Dennis Rodman making the pilgrimage to the fine country of North Korea.
Rodman went over there with the Harlem Globetrotters on one of the most bizarre examples of diplomacy the worlds ever seen.
The Worm sat court side at a basketball exhibition in Pyongyang with Kim Jong-un and was seen enjoying a nice refreshing Coca Cola while yucking it up with one of our greatest enemies.
The two seemed to develop quite a bond during the visit. USA Today even called their budding friendship a ‘bromance’.
Rodman and the Globetrotters were invited back to Kim Jong-un’s palace for a private party after the game. Since anyone who would leak photos from that party would probably be executed on the spot, there is little to no correspondence from the event. You’ll just have to dream up the wild happenings that went on behind those palatial walls.
P.S. What the hell is Kim Jong-un drinking out of? Does this thing have a nipple?