Are you an Arkansas fan who recently added a man cave off the back of your double-wide? Are you an Arkansas fan looking to take your fandome to the next level? Are you jealous of your buddy Butch’s Arkansas-themed boar mount?
It’s time to open up your PayPal account and pull the trigger on this $479 boar hog mount. The seller is marketing this boar’s head specifically to Razorback fans.
The listing title is:
Arkansas Razorback boar hog mount w/replica tusks football mascot hunting trophy
Howdy, Up for auction is a professionally mounted razorback boar hog shoulder mount with replica tusks. The mount is mounted with a closed mouth which is very unique in hog mounts. This mount would make an awesome conversation piece in your den while watching Arkansas Razorback football or other college games on tv. Or would make a great trophy mount for the discriminating hunter or collector. Good luck bidding.
Personally, we’d lowball him on the price based on the replica tusks. Come in at $225, settle at $260. You then go to work on the mancave addition and have it finished by Bret Bielema’s debut on August 31 against Louisiana-Lafayette.
If you’re looking for something a little more intimidating, we suggest this one for only $149.