What happened last night in the world of sports? The Heat won again. zzzzzzz. Kobe guarantees the Lakers will make the playoffs. zzzzzzzzzz. Tiger and Rory eliminated at some golf tournament you don’t care about. zzzzzzzzzzz.
That’s the real highlight from last night in sports. Who cares about worthless regular season NBA games. You have to see this cheerleader making an amazing shot.
Look, it really is a dead period in sports. It’s so dead, some guys decided they’d make one of these.
In baseball news, at least the Royals mascot is more interesting than the product on the field. We’re talking about a team that has only finished above .500 one time since 1994.
In NBA news, the Knicks think they can win an NBA title. That’s the best joke you’ll hear all day.
Finally, try to focus on life after seeing this. You can’t unsee this.